"what’s the saddest, most poignant thing u can think of"
"two white people are in love but there are Complications that make it kinda hard"
"visionary. fund the movie"
Someone should check on Flo
how could you fuck up so tremendously
bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail
take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass
If hating humanity is one of your more interesting points that you pride yourself on then you are very boring and are not invited to my birthday party, ever, and there’s gonna be cake and you can’t have that cake
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I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion